Friday, January 18, 2008

Funny Jokes.




Here's some FUNNY jokes to Brighten your Friday.

1* Why was the broom late?


Answer: It over swept.


2* What kind of hair does the ocean have?


Answer: wavy


3* How do you make a milk shack?


Answer: Give it a good scare


4*" waiter, my soup tastes funny.!"


"Then why aren't you laughing?


Here's some Valentine jokes to get you exited for Valentines!!


5*What did the painter say to her boyfriend?


Answer: I love you with all my heart!


6* What did the man with the broken leg say?


Answer: I have a crutch on you!!


7* What do you call a small Valentine?

Answer: A ValenTINY!!

4 comments:

Kelly said...

WHAT A CUTIE PA TOOTIE YOU ARE! lOVE THE PHOTOS.. MAN YOU HAVE CUTE SISITERS! lOVE THE JOKES I'M GOING TO HAVE A VALENTINE JOKE TO TELL OTHERS NOW THANKS FOR THE GREAT IDEAS! YOU ARE ONE HUGE JOKESTER!
KEEP IT UP! WE CAN ALL USE A GOOD JOKE EVERY SO OFTEN!
LOVE YOUR MOTHER

Kim said...

You did just brighten my day! How did you get to be so good at jokes? You have always had the best jokes to share. Loved the cute faces too! Did you take those too? Love all of your postos!

Aninie said...
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Madeline... said...

I love that picture of Milly
! It made me laugh!